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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 04:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

"People don't even like him": Musk becomes GOP pariah after "ridiculous" Trump attacks - Axios

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

The Tyrese Haliburton Conundrum - The Ringer

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

June 1 — and dramatically reduced buyout — arrives for Bill Belichick - NBC Sports

They put up a sign reading

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

It’s back! Massive $400 price drop now live on 2TB Space Black M4 iPad Pro at Amazon - 9to5Toys

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

No, not a chance

Lithium-Rich Mineral Found In Only One Place On Earth Has Its Recipe Finally Revealed - IFLScience

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Google Phone app is getting a visual makeover with Android 16's Material 3 Expressive - Android Police

So they tried

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Ok, so this is a question seeking an answer to clear up whatever gymnastics are in my head. I'm a moderately attractive guy, sincere heart, genuinely looking to love another, established. Why don't women that I'm attracted to, want me back?

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

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