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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
"People don't even like him": Musk becomes GOP pariah after "ridiculous" Trump attacks - Axios
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Methane-eating sea spiders discovered off Southern California coast - SFGATE
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
The Tyrese Haliburton Conundrum - The Ringer
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
'Orthorexia' Is More And More Common. Here's What You Should Know About It. - HuffPost
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
June 1 — and dramatically reduced buyout — arrives for Bill Belichick - NBC Sports
They put up a sign reading
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
It’s back! Massive $400 price drop now live on 2TB Space Black M4 iPad Pro at Amazon - 9to5Toys
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
No, not a chance
Lithium-Rich Mineral Found In Only One Place On Earth Has Its Recipe Finally Revealed - IFLScience
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
So they tried
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
—
Then came..
Protests erupt after Massachusetts high school student detained by ICE - ABC News